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VanVsMachine
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Whiskeytown, CA, United States
I have a very twisted view of the world, or maybe the world has a very twisted view of me. I haven't decided yet. I plan to live forever, so far so good. I live my life the way I see fit and I'm hoping to die the way I see fit as well.
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
lemme smang it giiiiirl.
LEMME SMANG IT- Yung Humma ft Flynt Flossy
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
i guess I shuffle nowm
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
nightcap turned into all night out....crippled with alcohol....jesus
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
Out for a nightcap. Back to the grind tomorrow
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop. A guy asks him what he wants. Dalai Lama says make me one with everything
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
i am completely drunk. And this broad is going to take advantage.
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
i didnt realize this was CGI until she smiled....
3D girl animation test - Liam Kemp
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
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I think I just made an ass of myself in front of this girl I really like.....she's never seen me this drunk...
VanVsMachine
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14 years ago
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Over the summer, I've gone from 190 to 160...can't seem to get past this plateau...
VanVsMachine
14 years ago
Chaz Bono is going on dancing with the stars? That's not an easy thing to do, she's got balls.
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