VanVsMachine
@Vancetta
male Whiskeytown, CA, United States
I have a very twisted view of the world, or maybe the world has a very twisted view of me. I haven't decided yet. I plan to live forever, so far so good. I live my life the way I see fit and I'm hoping to die the way I see fit as well.
lemme smang it giiiiirl. 
LEMME SMANG IT- Yung Humma ft Flynt Flossy
LEMME SMANG IT- Yung Humma ft Flynt Flossy
i guess I shuffle nowm
nightcap turned into all night out....crippled with alcohol....jesus
Out for a nightcap. Back to the grind tomorrow
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop. A guy asks him what he wants. Dalai Lama says make me one with everything
i am completely drunk. And this broad is going to take advantage.
i didnt realize this was CGI until she smiled....
3D girl animation test - Liam Kemp
3D girl animation test - Liam Kemp
I think I just made an ass of myself in front of this girl I really like.....she's never seen me this drunk...
VanVsMachine
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Over the summer, I've gone from 190 to 160...can't seem to get past this plateau...
Chaz Bono is going on dancing with the stars? That's not an easy thing to do, she's got balls.