oh my eye bags! Im robbed of sleep!

Heee, my dad might get me an iPhone! But it's only a might ):

Hee, thanks everyone!

Birthday smash! ):

Marina barrage is super windy!

I own no other master, my heart shall be Thy throne.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXY. THIS IS AN IMITATION OF SELF-PROCLAIMED SEXY ELEPHANT.

fucking hates my dad. He was the reason my mum refused to talk to him, but he's blaming it on men for fuck's sake.

super disgusted at the theatres.