All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes.

In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs.

I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning.

Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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