IRON MAN DAY

woke up to no husband (called away to look after sister who just had surgery at 5am) and a friend whose mother is very very sick leaving town. Morning, I think.

this week's column: the many perils of fingerprinting and other exciting tales

least favourite story of the day: the kiddy fiddler who got banged up here last year is applying for early release.

morning peeps. Gotta love a morning spent reading court documents that include several references to a person's buttock crack.

right you lot, need some help! Doing my column this week on English peeps who are famous over here but are giving a bit of a bad impression of the Brits, like Gordon Ramsay and Piers Morgan. Any ideas?

it's snowing. Tymmerie this is all your fault

apparently there is a woman in Arizona who is keeping a scrapbook of the columns I write. This can be classed as fame, yes?

first morning without any snow at all so far this year. I wonder how long this will last

can't look at this pic without welling up. My friend takes care of rescued animals - there's a hand under this pup's chin because she's too sad and frail to hold it up herself. https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/397779_10201273559264526_1426508686_n.jpg