this week's column: a tribute to Mrs. The Queen.

I see Eurovision is its usual demure and quiet self.

90 degrees and it's only been a week since we were getting snowstorms. My wardrobe cannot cope with this nonsense

does anyone else play Defiance?

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this week's column for the paper: the nefarious English villain

the source of all gossip today, apparently. As long as you want gossip about boards being fired in their entirety or the forest service trying to burn down Devils Tower.

OMG that sodding paperclip just sprang up in Word. I didn't even know it was there any more. How do you make it go away??

MORNING.

alright 2013, you can stop kicking the arses of all my loved ones now or I'm coming at you with a stick. That is all.