I'm thinking either on my bed, on their pillow, or in a vent so they'll only notice it once it starts smelling really bad throughout the house

I just killed the squirrel when I was let out to pee they're going to be so mad if they see me with it. where should I hide it

"haha look at that skinny dog" you post on a different greyhounds photo but when it's me suddenly im beautiful...? quit the lie

when I was a pup I saw photos of puppy mills and I watched interviews with the service dogs from 9/11... safe to say I wasn't the same after that

puppies are so stupid lol get offline!!! your innocence will be ruined, this is coming from an ex-puppy who was exposed to the internet too young

that squirrel I've been talking about has been on my ass recently :/ it keeps watching me through the window but my fat human doesn't open the dog door to let me out... all I can do is growl and bark at it but it's clear my dominance isn't being asserted because it just sits there and looks at me

#promoplurk hi my name is willow! I like animal planet, chasing squirrels, beef bones, chewing slippers, and drinking out of toilet bowls ( 🤫) if you share any of the same interests pls add me! anyone under 1year please DNI unfortunately I find it inappropriate!

I’ve been chewing on shoes all day to avoid knocking over the trash can and eating everything in it

in my new sweater 😛

3 month old me was such an idiot I had to go to the vet bc I ripped a treat bag open and ate too much