... Con: A plot perfect for 15-year-old boys of all ages. [/Hellboy 2]

[Netflix Note: Hellboy 2 (3/5)]: Pro: Amazing special effects and great fantasy fight scenes. ...

... (which have long been Spielberg's idées fixes, but, nu?, at least they pay the rent). No heart; plenty of muscle.[/Indiana Jones 4]

[Netflix Note: Indiana Jones: Kingdom of... (3/5)]: Breathless mayhem amid callous Commies, indestructible heroes, and inevitable aliens...

... ultimately just settles for a dumb excuse for a series of macabre suicides. Bottom line: Suicide porn.[/The Happening]

[Netflix Note: The Happening (2/5)]: "Shyamalan strives for the inexplicable terror of "The Birds" with a vague eco-friendly moral but ...

Is that *really* a long-lost friend (or, better yet, FOAF) asking to friend you on Facebook? Beware. Thanks @gahlord

Woe is me! Karma < 10. Curse you, Pavlovian task master!

Google puts out an SEO Starter Guide?!? What next, the DOJ puts out a "How to hide your pot from the police" manual? cli.gs/q1jR26

Haiku, Election Night, 2008: Breath held, then Champagne / Cheers and tears by the stage of / Our America