Witcher
@Witcher824
male Seattle, WA, United States
In a world gone mad, I am the maddest of all.
In a place called heartache, I am the pain.
In a race dominated by rats, I am the cheese.
In a memory blackened, I am the stain.
In a place called heartache, I am the pain.
In a race dominated by rats, I am the cheese.
In a memory blackened, I am the stain.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. 
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 
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if people who make counter tops are counter productive 
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If a woman falls in the forest does she...wait a minute...why is the fuck is the forest in my kitchen? 
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you can't erase a dream - you can only wake me up 
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where everybody is at tonight. Where do y'all get off havin' lives? 
OMG back at work already!?!?!?!?
One more hour of work so I'ma sayin' nighty-night 
wish me luck 