[Workbitch] TMW someone says "Oh yeah I can easily convert <Data Standard v4> to <Data Standard v7> if you give me an export." and you're about to just jump across the table then tell them "No you can't and if you CAN I'm going to do something rash because that would solve one quarter of my problems and you didn't TELL me you could,... which is WORSE."
[Work] So one of our robots didn't report in, we're pretty sure there's a network failure somewhere. It's being handled but what's funny is the robot is "Meatwad" and all I could think of was:
Frylock: Shake, give him his brain back. If we don't he's just going to float around in the ocean all day saying 'Do what now?'.