When ur mom burst in ur room expecting to be dirty but u cleaned it already haha

Whenever I fart on the bus and 4 people turn around I feel like I'm on 'the voice'

When you're washing the dishes and someone comes and adds more

trying to study
oh what a beautiful ceiling

getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there

That one person you see everywhere but don't know their name.

If you can't stay faithful, stay single.

“You fall in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”

If you don't ask, the answer will always be NO

How people treat other people is a direct reflection of how they feel about themselves