i need to learn the difference between hungry and bored

Before the problem happens, it's an explanation. After the problem happens, it's an excuse.

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

everything expensive or am i just poor?

"Take risks: if you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise."

Goooodnight.

Me: im going to sleep
Brain: no, stay awake & think about all the stupid decisions you've made so far in life
Me: k

sorry but according to physics you’re not allowed to be both cool and hot so try again

how do u block people in real life

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
They'll never fully appreciate the comfort and coolness of their bathroom floor.