if i haven't said something sexual to you then we probably aren't good friends

every once in a while i check up on people i hate to make sure i still hate them
i do

Don't hate what you don't understand.

Gooodnight XD

My dream is to get a job where people ask me "You actually get paid to do this?"

If you haven't seen me drunk, we're probably not friends

“Isa lang ang babaeng kinababaliwan ko. Noon, ngayon, at magpakailanman. Ikaw…”

Twitter: Where people express their thoughts, no one gives a fuck, and everybody seems okay with that.

BORED? Next time your in a parking lot. Simply place a sticky note that says "Sorry for the damage" on a random car and sit back and enjoy

I just wanna go on a road trip with good friends and have good times.