just finished la vie en rose, the scene where Edith is knitting on the beach before she died...omg it was to much for me...

raise your hand if you were mugged last night now raise your hand if you beat that punk to a inch of his life and took your shit back

just fullfilled a sexual fantasy, and left it feeling fat...this isn't right...

as a birthday gift, sister Sarah made me steal a cactus out of a strangers yard while leaning out the car window...we will eat it later

today's breakfast: omletes ala Julia child....we don't use to much butter, we just cook French!

today I turned 26...I still don't know how I feel about this...

that sister Sarah just made me homemade hummus and fresh hot tortia chips...mmmm

someone just jumped off the forever 21 building here in San Francisco

how do i have unpaid child support...I don't have any children

T minus 3 day till his birthday...*hides under his covers*