how did i get up for work literally ever? this is so hard.

( meme ) what color palette am I?

I picked today to come into work so I'm not destroyed next Tues & I realized I can, like, take some briefs & go work anywhere I want. I'm sitting in Argo, mad with power

my last gas bill was twice what my previous highest one was, so to learn from my mistakes i... forget to turn off the heating schedule when i leave for 5 days, then forget to lower the temperature overnight last night! fun! cool! guess i didn't want that money i just threw away!

I have completed 11 steps of this sewing project and have sewn the wrong sides together 4 times now haha who needs "learning from your mistakes!" I'm a fucking idiot.

I feel ...slightly less like shit! Not enough to eat any delicious Christmas food but at least I didn't plan and pack a cute church outfit for nothing!

Right as we sit down tonChristmas Eve dinner I come down with a fever. Cool, so that's Christmas entirely ruined! Fun!

everyone but me can connect their phones to the secret judge wifi. why must i suffer so.

so i just had the weirdest uber ride- i start by misidentifying the driver as ukrainian based on the spelling of his name and i get enthusiastic rambling abt how great it is that crimea is back in russia again

i literally could not leave my building this morning bc the door was frozen. i had to use the garage. like i'm some kind of vehicle.