i wanted to open a bottle of xo but. the cork broke off. i took a opener and tried to screw in but i pushed the broken part off (into the xo

my bro was so random

santa clauss will shit in your face, shit in your nose santa clauss hor le jiak sai

This is what happens if you buy a pirated disc and a original disc > i.imgur.com/GxzeV.jpg

feeling abit drunk alrdy - hope dad dun scold

lady gaga's bad romance song's starting lyrics sound like cookie monster's word

drinking carlsbird/carlsberg

anybordee freee ,flee later?

going bedok

Helllllllo Princess!