first day back from vacation: spend an hour on the phone with IT because printer died

38/40 on the knowledge portion, learner's permit acquired

4th 'fit

the fuck did Instagram start doing this shit?

fucked up last night by not holding dog on short enough leash while we were out walking them

power outage right when I get home

Ellie's got covid again

apparently I've had a $120+ bottle of hot sauce sitting on the book shelf for a few years now (my mom brought it back from her trip to Texas in like 2011/12 so probably paid like $20 for it)

only plans to leave the house today are to go to Trader Joe's for more of the black truffle chicken paté mousse

May the 4th if you haven't burnt out on the franchise