I take being assistant manager of a retail store very seriously

got a PA system for poetry and went ham with three work label maker

Me: I painted a chicken on my pumpkin!
Andy: You painted a fat cock.
🤦🏽

they caught the cow

Andy and I got a matching set 🤦🏽

any thoughts here on the big pokemon leak?

a week late
and then today:

"Hey Glenn, you want me to message Kris and see if I can get him to send a photo of himself to use for promotion? "

oof, Bradley just posted he's got Stage 4 colon cancer

jab jab