Someday you will realize that you've done too much for someone, that the only next possible step to do is to stop.

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”

Past is experience, present is experiment; future is expectation. Use your experience in ur experiments to achieve your expectations.

I'm silently correcting your grammar.

I will forgive you, but the way I look at you will never be the same as it used to be.

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.....I came back drunk.

LADIES: be with a guy that is willing to spend Saturday night watching movies with you rather than being with his friends.

Leo's are loyal, full of self-assurance and are hard-working.

Anger is the condition where the tongue works faster than the mind. So hold it, before you regret the words you say

Boy: "You're like summer." Girl: "Awww hot?" Boy: "Nope, no class."