To keep a relationship, you must keep your business to yourself and your partner, The whole world doesn't need to know your problems.

I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the script.

When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it? -Eleanor Roosevelt.

I have high standards, because I know I deserve the best. So do you.

Sometimes, karma doesn't work. That's why revenge is essential.

When someone says "everything happens for a reason" I'd like to smack them and say "yeah, I guess you're right"

A real man never stops trying to show a girl how much she means to him, even after he's got her.

That awkward moment when your dentist keeps asking you questions while their hands are in your mouth..

Nothing is more annoying than being in a bad mood for no apparent reason and being asked "what's wrong?" over and over again.

Holding her hand in public is just another way of saying you're proud to have her.