When a girl is acting like she doesn't care about you anymore, that's when she needs you the most.

Letting go of someone isn’t nearly as hard as letting go of the memories. Cause when they’re gone, that’s all you have left of them.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. -Dr Seuss

I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day. Its a Dell, rolling in the deep.

"Pistanthrophobia" is the very common fear of trusting people due to past experiences with relationships gone bad. #fact

Dear Parents, Thanks for passing by the TV at the most awkward and inappropriate moment of the movie. Sincerely, Uncomfortable

There should be an “I’m cooking” button on smoke detectors.

When I lose internet connection = 2% Waits patiently. 98% Raping the refresh button 1,000 time!

"Fuck" can be used as an adverb, verb, adjective, command, interjection & noun. It can be used almost anywhere in a sentence.

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