I'm a girl but I rather hang out with guys, because it's less drama.

Life is too short. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and let go of what you can't change.

No feeling is worse than being in an argument with someone you care about.

Life isn't measured by the breathes we take but the moments that take our breath away.

Sometimes just a little compliment can make someone's entire day.

A 92 year old Chinese woman recently gave birth to a 60 year old (very dead) baby. #fact

If you type “askew” in the Google search bar, the page will tilt slightly clockwise.

Mom walks into room pull up Google and stare at it.

If you want to leave a lasting impression then treat people the same way you would like to be treated

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