Boy: Your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww how sweet... Boy: yeah bitch, their so yellow and distant from each other.

Real women are strong, resilient, independent, loyal and lovable. One thing about them is they know they deserve better.

No matter how old I get, I’m still gonna mentally sing the ABC’s to see which letter comes next.

There is a lesson in almost everything that you do, and getting the lesson is how you move forward. It is how you enrich your spirit.-Oprah

Being there for people, because you know what it’s like to have no one there for you.

"Mistakes are part of the dues that one pays for a full life." -Sophia Loren

The 3 fastest means of communication: telephone, television and tell a woman.

You have to accept not everyone is going to love you back, that's why it's most important to love yourself.

No matter how many times I go shopping, I feel like I never enough clothes. Ever. #femalepains

White people: "hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "yeah, Let me get Uhhh! Hold up! * mumbles * WTF do I want?