i think i just died. stappet!

can i borrow your face for a few days? my ass is going on holiday.

I tried seeing things from your point of view. But I couldn't get my head that far up my ass.

you're.single.because.you.fall.for.people.on.the.covers.of.the.magazines.

hey there

dies every time I think about the Skills Olympic Competition.

have i already tasted, my piece of one sweet love?

still sleepy.

goodnight plurkers.