channeleaton. Please check it out and try to break it. If something doesn't work, let me know.

no longer employed. It's a weird feeling

what should I write for my farewell email?

counting the minutes

at his last day of work. Expect more frequent plurking to ensue.

this is what brought down the Hudson plane

about to be out of a job. At least I get severance pay!

damn, I hate this place

yes. it's so easy to blame me for everything that goes wrong in the office. WELL KISS MY ASS!

THE MESSIAH HAS COMETH! ALL HAIL HIM! FREE CARS FOR EVERYONE!