Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Rating: 3/5 Rate It: 12345

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.