Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.

Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend’s looks and vise versa.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

I’ve got problem for your solution…

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girl

I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot!

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.