aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa <-- the Doppler sound of my scream of frustration as the train just passes by my station without bothering to let me off

Mwahaha stole pastries from the Homicide conference being held at the hotel nom nom nom.

I am pleasantly buzzed, and I think that I’ma go back to my room and finally finish getting current on the Manderville questline. Which will, of course, require my Manderville glam.

[Work] "Just holler if'n y'all need anythin'!"
Yep, we're in the South.

[Work] Random Mainline Captain in a seat: The cabin temperature is well over 90°, you need to do something about this. /snide, snide, I'm So Important
Me, puffing up to well over twice my size in affront: BITCH, what did you say to me?! Don't you dare take that attitude, you-
Me, out loud: I'm literally on my way to call up front about this. /smile

/settles in for a three-and-a-half hour sit like a parent preparing to entertain a fussy toddler: me

I ALMOST FORGOT THAT TODAY BE INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!! YARRRRRR!!!

aaaaaa i dont want to go to work

Me to my doc: I’m falling asleep much better!
Me that night: /insomnia starting

[Work] It is rainy and icky out, and this was the third flight in two days where the gate agents have no idea how many people are actually on the flight, and I have to go through manually and do their job for them to see who's actually supposed to be onboard.