Tonight, instead of me reading a story to the Offspring, he read the story to me. I'm both stoked & bummed at the same time.

Star Wars night at Chick-fil-a. 100 kids with plastic lightsabers. What could go wrong?

I don't know who put these signs up around town for Sake Asian Fusion, but you've confused me on your location very effectively.

OH: "This is fun. I'm not cleaning your bathroom." Offspring to his mother as she's showing him how to clean his bathroom.

First night at the jr. soccer academy. The Offspring seemed to like it, so I guess we're in.

Big Big BIG project going live today. My palms are a little sweaty.

If I'm paying you for team pictures, I expect you to have a nicer camera & lens than I do. #justsayin

Had a dream last night that Wayland & Madame were opening the state fair. 'Have no idea where that came from. At. All.

Human Target is coming back!

"1 AAA Top Dog Painting" Now that there is a business name selected solely for directory placement.