The only blonde I will always love: Dolly Parton.

Your name is like an intense draft of strong philter.

It bugs me how some people could get so intrusive.

I came to the refuge of my magazine. Baldifartman, I hate you for the mishandling.

Get off me, you protuberance of the most vexatious order! I need you to abscond in five minutes, or I'll make sure you're a goner!

Sometimes I just barely wanna be like me.

The way I saw it, he wasn't showing me off.

It's annoying when all you have in a pesky afternoon is some lump on your cheek kind of telling you: "We're going to be partners forever."

skinter than the skintest. I've only got 114thousand left. Need to save now.

eating lunch now.