Max's reflux is made exponentially worse by the thrush meds, so they want me to stop them. I'm... confused.

"Katie, are you Republican?" "No!" "Democrat?" "No!" "Green Party?" "Yay, Green Party yay!" My kid == hippie.

Damnit, thrush is back. Can we not get a break?!

Just received a loved one's tragic news. The world is a hard, hard place at times... hugs your kids for me.

Two kids: exponentially more difficult, exponentially more worth it.

I think my kid believes he's Roman. #pukeasaurusrex

I wish I'd remembered how great a combination the Moby+newborn is two weeks ago. I actually got stuff done today!

My husband is good stuff.

If so many people are disgusted by Dems and Repubs, why don't the returns show alternative parties winning? Y'all are fibbing.

Obligatory "Giants are AWESOME!!!!!!" message.