Dear VH1: I don't care if Thomas Dolby showed an old Sidekick in the show, A-Ha is NOT a one hit wonder. Nor was Big Country. Morons.

Was just informed by my son via wailing: bottle == vaccines. He demands The Real Thing.

I am stupidly excited about decorating for the holidays, I won't try to deny it. Yay!

Stringing lights on our first tree. Squee!

Max just attempted his first bottle; he was not impressed. (Prob shoulda tried this before he was 2m old!)

Red Dwarf: Back To Earth is super, super meta.

Wait... so the wingless birds are mad that the armless/legless pigs stole their eggs?

Inspired by the History Channel to instant play "Angels and Demons", thanks to Netflix. Max is uninterested in said movie.

According to my esteemed spouse, WCF stands for "what ca fuck". That was a well-needed LOL.

"Now serving G050." Me: G077. FML.