's mom is spending the night.
can't help it; she likes in my pants jokes. 
applesnpears
says
Why is going to bed/falling asleep before 1 so difficult? 
applesnpears
has
a great urge to cut her hair today, but resists because the satisfaction only lasts as long as the scissors are in her hand.
Why don't Jamie's sheets fit the bed?!
promised herself to go jogging after checking her email. why is the internet so deadly lately? maybe a&p should take a hint and go outside.
got a postcard today. 