applesnpears
@applesnpears
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applesnpears is
16 years ago 5
looking up vagina dentata. AWESOME.
applesnpears
16 years ago
merriam webster online has "oeillades," but OED does not.
applesnpears says
16 years ago 1
today the prof said the essay should be around five pages. I've got 31 pages.
applesnpears thinks
16 years ago 9
she has just one more section to write for her essay.
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16 years ago 3
I have never gone to an orgy; I've never been invited. No matter-I don't have to be a libertine to smell like a libertine.
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16 years ago 1
What is advertisement without semen? -Derek McCormack, “All in a stink about perfume”
applesnpears
16 years ago 2
's essay is 7 pages single-spaced, and she's maybe half done. Her professor may regret not assigning a page limit.
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16 years ago
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