Real Tears Are Not Those That Fall From Eyes And Cover The Face, But Those That Fall From Heart And Cover The Soul …

Everyone in your life will hurt you sooner or later. But you will have to decide. What is more important? The Pain Or The Person…??

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

It is advisable to over react whenever ur partner is in trouble. It is an opportunity to express your love and solitude to him..

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they’re alive.