Treat your girl right, or some other guy will. ♥

That awkward moment when you’re about to study and your laptop walks in with no bra and panties on and seduces you

Pictures and memories are the best thing in life to have, they never change while everything and everybody around you does.

After a breakup between two lovers a friend asks the girl "You left him or he left you?" She smiled and said "Love left us.

"Girl: Ano ang pangarap mo? Boy: Gusto ko mapag-isa. Girl: Sunget! Boy: Ang PUSO nating dalawa."

Painter draws a painting "Door of Heart" without handle. Man: Where's the handle? Painter: The Door of Heart opens from inside not outside.

comeback..

who wants a boost??boost me first..P

if you're born on november-at least you know you're parents enjoyed valentines daii..)

My favorite sex position? It's called the virgin. You stand there with your legs closed shut waiting for the right person to come along. ♥