plurk in a nutshell:

talk about urine, OMG,

and hentai
crows are bros but cats are where it's at
got my brother's birthday card: a tonka firetruck card that makes a siren noise when you press a button
to stop being a piece of shit and actually do things today
should be doing laundry but is feeling really low-energy for whatever reason
fandom secret i've had to pee a lot today and the urethra talk is just contributing to the cause