plurk in a nutshell: talk about urine, OMG, and hentai

crows are bros but cats are where it's at

made garlic bread

got my brother's birthday card: a tonka firetruck card that makes a siren noise when you press a button

WHERE IS MY PHONE

to stop being a piece of shit and actually do things today

a cuddlepile

should be doing laundry but is feeling really low-energy for whatever reason

me irl

fandom secret i've had to pee a lot today and the urethra talk is just contributing to the cause