2. There is no "I'm feeling lucky" feature with God*

1. God cannot be bought

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"Caffeine is a radical revamp (more like a complete rewrite) of large parts of Google system,"

The changes to Google's indexing will have an impact on the way Web sites are presented on the first page of search results

Those responsible for search engine optimization at their companies or clients, however, are just starting to get busy.

Google said it is not changing the user interface as part of the Caffeine update, nor will it affect the ranking of ads on the search engine

Think of Caffeine as a redeployment of the computing network that Google uses to connect searchers and results.

Google makes almost constant changes to its search algorithms and infrastructure, but it hasn't made an update of this magnitude since 2006

Caffeine," a new system for Web searches that is being tested separately from the live search results currently found through Google.com.