Tasty stuff right here:

Good god. I'm taking a shit in my client's office and the fucking windows wompwompwomp song is playing in its entirety in the bathroom

Well, I'm in Denver and fucking tired as shit. Who ever created the idea of waking up at 4:30 is an asshole

iceland wants to ban porn? what kind of world are we living in? gizmodo.com/5984264/icel...

How the hell am I going to live through these kids when they're teenagers?

My friend claims Budweiser is trying to buy Lagunitas. Horrible

I have such a hangover, fucking travel is already sucking

No idea who is playing in Grand Rapids right now, but there's some old ass musicians with quite an entourage at the marriot bar I'm sitting in

On my way to Grand Rapids. Cold, fuck

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