can i interest yall in a game of GUESS! THAT! SPOILER!!!!!!

today i had a consult for top surgery! after 20 years of hating These Fuckin Things i am finally taking steps to get them gone for good

got SUCH a good picture of the baby cat this morning (she is currently on my lap and purring and pushing her face into my arm/hand)

happy trans day of visibilit-easter. for this plurk i will explain why jesus christ is trans. first of all,

its that day of the year!! thats right its time for my annual birthday email from a place i went to once for an eye exam like 8 years ago

it's my birthday in TWO DAYS (on march 20), if every single person on my plurk donated a quarter to me, i could get like, 15 gumballs at the grocery store candy machine

i feel like im a lemoncake beluga but if someone has a better idea im all cears (creature ears)

https://i.gyazo.com/49f7dfbc732949d8e60f13f722004357.png
ok but people would definitely go for it

not my ass getting covid for the first time 3 years into the pandemic ???? like wow i've always been more of the type to be into something before it blows up

funny images wrapped. give me a number between 1 and 537 (can give multiple) and ill post the corresponding image from my folder of funny pics which spans like 12 years of senses of humor