Do not seek the because - in love there is no because, no reason, no explanation, no solutions.

God, it's good to be back online...

Ryan Seacrest is a jackass with Knight Rider as his ringotone... Yeah, that's happening...

the only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth

bored. And my laptop's acting up...

Be naughty - Save Santa the trip...

Life is sexually transmitted...

If your problem has a solution then...why worry about it? If your problem doesn't have solution then...why worry about it?

Monday is the most awful way to spend 1/7 of your life...

If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?