b_c
@b_c
male NowHere, FL, United States
Bill C, that's me. Immature male blessed with an awesome wife, kids, grandkids and a short attention -- oooh, shiny!
b_c
is
a glutton for punishment 
"Finding Nemo" on ABC Family! 
turns out I **like** homemade coconut macaroons. Who knew? 
b_c
needs
to visit the local Farmer's Market. It's my first time; is it a swap meet? Do I need to bring a farmer to sell? 
b_c
says
my wife is "gloves" texting. 
b_c
thinks
his toaster might be deranged. 
b_c
has
a lame-o heater. It's not getting warmer than 66F in here! 
b_c
is
displeased with the plurk of slowness
b_c
says
The Princess Bride on AMC 
b_c
says
"The choice of contacting you is aroused from the geographical nature of where you live."