availed himself of his favorite unemployment benefit: an afternoon nap.

the bagel my wife toasted smells way better than my cereal tastes

all like, for no particular reason

a Harrier pilot rescuing Florida from bad guys. And I haven't seen "True Lies" in like, months!

some help with New Year's resolutions. So far all I have is "no plurking about having gas"

finished dinner, and...

a DVR dimwit. Three times I tried to record the "whole" Three Stooges marathon on AMC, still ended up with just the last five episodes

this segment on the Today Show - about a boy who likes to dress like a girl - would show an Eddie Izzard clip

found the secret to getting a good night's sleep

just realized he can sing the phrase "Christmas baked goods" to the tune of Handel's "Hallelujah" chorus