okay who stole my sleepy?

if anyone leaves home to join the circus anymore

walking might do a lot of things, but "decrease appetite" isn't one of them.

how hungry am I? Eating vegetables. VEGETABLES.

Me: Does it surprise you I've never installed a "fart" app on my phone? She: Actually, I thought you had one already.

eaten two perfect golden-brown waffles ... In a dream.

okay srsly though, where **is** Waldo?

two words (from tonight's Big Bang Theory):

lemony fresh fingers

my appetite seems to be stuck on the Voracious setting