either we've had an unscheduled time change or there are some dense clouds moving in from the west. It's way dark way early!

still waiting at the dmv. Trying to ignore the cobwebs being spun around my feet.

at the dmv. Something - or someone - smells like cotton candy

to visit the DMV today. Lucky me!

Christmas is officially over: I ate the last piece of fudge. Well... two pieces. Plus crumbs.

one free spicy chicken biscuit coming up!

supposed to be asleep now, not awake.

cookies. I has room.

listening to some lady ranting on Food Network. Her voice sounds like a tape recorder playing at 2X speed radioactivejam.com/image...

how long he can resist opening this package of Lindor Truffles. An hour? A day? A week?!