no offense but - Jack LaLanne was still alive?!

**GAAH**! Sometimes I HATE my weird dreams

if Jets fans aren't worried yet, they should be. This is, to be kind, "one-sided."

trying to care re: Jets v. Steelers. **FAIL**

three rooms away and can **still** smell the gnarsty onions from wife's sammich

maybe someone should wake up **DUH** Bears?

I just realized - this afternoon - that "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and "The Alphabet Song" are basically the same tune.

is it just me or does Rachel Ray's voice sometimes... annoy?

dreamt I met lemongrass at a hotel! ... Where we ordered and ate Chinese takeout.

is Timbuktu still the most remote place in the collective Western mind? I'm thinking no.