**someone** here seems to think the shredder either empties itself or never needs to be emptied

two hours sleep? No way. Surely there must be more. Surely?

my eyelids are heavy. Maybe if I flip over they'll stay open?

sending email to myself.

a little bit giddy every time I see the phrase "add more widgets."

STOP CHIRRRRRRRPINGGGGGG!

dreamt about spraying water from high pressure water fountains and garden hoses. Guess what I did when I woke up?

the Grammys should've featured a halftime show with football players dressed up like the Black Eyed Peas.

accountants like being called bean counters, right? I need to find one & want to make a good first impression.

this whole "clean desk" thing... I don't know. Just feels **wrong**