i love that whenever lilith and chloe talk it just turns into them being shitty at each other

alexa said 38 she could have warned me IT FEELS LIKE 27

[ make up ] we're having a buy one get on 50% off sale!! unlike the last one, this applies to nearly all our products including lipstick and skincare! details here!

[ jurassic world ] I SCREAM

would anyone mind boomeranging a inbox thread or something so i can get chloe's second proof for this month?

[ castle ] !!!!!!!!!!!

i was already feeling pretty fly today after getting my hair done, but we were picking up my roommate's car and a guy walked into the lobby, looked at me, and i swear i've never seen someone's jaw drop like that. then he started trying to talk to me and just tripped all over himself like a doofus.

ahahaha i think zelda and lilith are loosely talking about killing gabriel

< high priestess < bex. back to my bab for a bit

[ lucifer ]"the truth is i find you repulsive. like on a chemical level" is one of my favorite lucifer drags she makes in this show