rock band. much better than guitar hero. needs more heavy shit tho, enter sandman is a bit meh.

Why niveas new product sounds like it should be used in massage parlours. 'happy time body lotion' indeed.

What cunt employed scotlands most boring man, david coulthard to commentate on the new f1 season.

kate thornton. whats the point of that then?

eastenders is brilliantly awful at the moment. its like tv crack except worse. i love it.

THE APPRENTICE! WOOOOOOO!

Jake myerson, seems a normal, intelligent kid despite his vile mother selling her own son out.

Wooooo, fish finger butties for tea

Whats brown and rhymes with 'snoop'?

used his seldom seen Man Skillz (Tm) to fix his amp