That phillip got fired and hopes kate chins lorraine soon. im warming to howard too.

Why a new t-shirt makes me feel so good for a few hours

never trust a city fan in a fight, good work pacman. career over for hatton?

Jarvis cocker wants a tory government. here come the end times.

from gary lineker talking bout child murder to celeb chefs. is the one show edited by the infinite shakespeare monkeys?

ideas for new mtv shows. ive come up with 'Dmx trains yo dawgs', 'inside britneys chodbin' and 'The miley cyrus cherry challenge'.

battlestar galactica and really fancies starbuck. despite the fact she looks exactly like tobey maguire.

stephen hawking should have kept up his subscription to norton antivirus

Truly disgusted with myself. that little shit on britains got talent made me cry. ive never heard a voice like that.

sshhh, dont dont tell anyone but i spent 5 whole minutes holding a baby ruth and saying 'hey you guys'.