have never been to wildwood before last night. all i have to say is OMG WTF

have returned triumphantly from southernmost NJ to northernmost. only six hrs from tip 2 tip.

In the heart of Cape May's tourist region. Must remain vigilant.

just met a kayak tour guide whose cousin is engaged to the drummer of Kings of Leon. WTF?

'cod' turned into 'may', a pretty big surprise after all

Now off to surprise Cape Cod adventure. See you on monday, internest.

Black Water Mission 001: SUCCESS

Live Tonight: Black Water. 99 Greene, JC, NJ. We've been moved from 9pm to 12am slot. Details here: htxt.it/pIhE

drive by body piercin'

sometimes Perry Farrell sounds eerily like Alex Chilton